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The thing about flat screens, 25.2.08
Web Toilet!, 14.2.08
I am alive, 12.2.08
Some more content!, 5.2.08
Childs drawing and Mathiaz.org, 30.1.08
Creep Colony and Human Robot, 24.1.08
Worst day of my life, 20.1.08
10 CDs you'll have to buy, 11.1.08
New look!, 7.1.08
Christmas Eve, 24.12.07
Scientific Test: Christmas Beer, 14.12.07
HTML 5!, 10.12.07
Five worst movies I've seen this year, 03.12.07
How to make a website, 27.11.07
Hatelist, updated regulary
Well, I've got somewhat of a weird thing going on.

I hate flat screens. Whether it be TVs or computer screens. I know why, and here is a neat litle list of why's;

1: They're flat.
Some might say that this is a good thing, I don't. When I was a kid, TV was that big bulky thing that you needed five adults to move. I just don't get the feeling of a TV or a computer screen when I can put it under one arm. I like it when I need to lift with my feet to move it.

2: Colors
The colors on flat screens are terrible, in my opinion. I have to sit in that exact position to see the colors right. I prefer the big bulky ones instead. I can sit in any position I want. Example; when I masturbate to porn, I like to slip down in my chair to get the right feeling.

Contact me.
Web Toilet is finaly up! Check it out!
Yes, I am alive. There have been few updates on this page the last days, and it's a good reason for it.

I have started a new project, named Web Toilet, which will be a design blogg(another one joins the herd.) A little backstory;
The name "Web Toilet" came from an idea me and a classmate of mine, Magnus Nyland, were talking about when I bitched about how much I hate the "web 2.0 look". And so, the domain was bought an hour after the idea came up in our heads, with the slogan "Shitting on the web 2.0 look".

So, I've been working on getting the design to work in wordpress, since I will rely heavily on comments.

So, my initial thought behind this post was if you, as a web designer, could write an article on web toilet. About the "web 2.0 look", of course. Contact me
Well, I've slowly been updating the content on this site. Now I've got a new addition on the "Other Sites" review page.

More items in the hatelist too! Check it out.

So this has been a pretty good day. I've gotten an illustration and a blogg-design done in a flash.

The illustration is, as you might see, supposed to look like childs drawing.
The blogg-design was made for a buddy of mine, over at Mathiaz.org.

Contact Me
Well, I went on a trip with my school today to Hammerfest, and what'ya know? I found a new great black metal album in the music store there. The band is named "Creep Colony", from Alta. Awesome music. In my top 10 of Real Norwegian Black Metal.

And hey, a new illustration named Human Robot. I used a sketch I had permission to use from a guy I know over the internet.

In other news; I had a positive experience when me and my friend Magnus Nyland were brainstorming last night over a couple of beers and a Hellraiser movie. We're planning on making a web-radio, and a webpage for it too. I loved how we blew each other away with our ideas, and I loved how we found the Pro's and Con's of every idea. The bouncing back and forth with our ideas also was fun. At the end we had the perfect result, or so I believe. The page will come up in some time, I would guess.

Contact Me.
So, I had the worst day of my life today.

A little backstory first. I went to Harstad to have a reunion with some people I went to school with last year, to drink myself useless and the likes.

Well, all that went fine. The day I was ment to go home I overslept. I didn't catch the boat I was meaning to take in the moring, no matter. I didn't pay for the boat beforehand anyway. So I called my mom to book a plane for me as fast as possible. That went fine too. But She ordered the plane on the WRONG FUCKIN AIRPORT!
So what the fuck would I do now? I was on the airport already, and I payed 300 NOK to get there, and another 1000 NOK for the plane. There was no way around it. I had to get back to Harstad and take another boat.

Well, what'ya know? It cost me 700 NOK to get BACK the way I CAME from originally. What the fuck? This time I called the airport myself and ordered a plane from Tromsø, where my boat was heading. So, I sat on a boat, and I'm frightened of water, for three fucking hours. I got to the airport, and had to wait another 3-4 hours until my plane was ORIGINALLY meant to take off. It was delayed. Twice.

Now then, after 14 hours, I am finaly home. It cost me a good 3000 NOK to get NOWHERE! And another 1600 NOK to get home. In total, 4600 NOK on one day. FUCK!

I'd love to hear from you, Contact Me
Well, I was sitting in class listening to the new Circus Maximus CD when I thought that you might want to know how awesome you can be by purchasing the same CDs!

10: Windir - Valfar ein Windir
Valfar ein Windir came out in 2004 and was a tribute album to one of the members who died. They had Finntroll and Enslaved on the CD too, to name some big names.
Genre: Viking Metal

9: Arch Enemy - Rise of the Tyrant
Angela Gossow has always been the best growler I've heard, with the exception of Shagrath, and she's a woman! Rise of the Tyrant Is the first album to come out after Anthems of Rebellion and I must say, they've done a good job, but not a great job.
Genre: Death Metal

8: Circus Maximus - Isolate
Circus Maximus' second album did remind me of Kamelot, a little. All members from Circus are from Norway. And they rock.
Genre: Norwegian Prog. Metal

7: Dimmu Borgir- Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
What can I say? It's Dimmu Borgir. Should be enough for those of you who love the band.
Genre: Symphonic Black Metal

6: Dimmu Borgir - For All Tid
This Dimmu album is very.. weird. But it's still awesome. I'd get it if I were you.
Genre: Symphonic Black Metal

5: Pagan's Mind - Enigmatic : Calling
Another great Norwegian Prog. Metal band. This one has awesome instrumentals which really give me the shivers.
Genre: Norwegian Prog. Metal

4: Arch Enemy - Anthems of Rebellion
Anthems of Rebellion is without a doubt the best Arch Enemy album, and with good reason. The songs on this album are sick. Angela proves why she's the princess of growling.
Genre: Death Metal

3: Circus Maximus - The 1st Chapter
Circus Maximus' first album got me in the net after the first song I heard, Sin. This album is something you've got to buy if you're into prog. metal.
Genre: Norwegian Prog. Metal

2: Darkthrone - A Blaze in the Northern Sky
This album is the best, and most important, black metal album ever made. And I'm not kidding when I say this; I worship this album, it's got it's own space in my room.
Genre: Real Norwegian Black Metal

1: Dimmu Borgir - Death Cult Armageddon
Dimmu really got everything in place with this album, the best album they ever made together with Stormblåst.
Genre: Symphonic Black Metal

Contact me
Well, the site's got a new look and it's all maintained by some simple PHP includes, some JavaScript and CSS for all the looks. No images in the layout. Pretty awesome, to be honest. I'd love to hear from you. Send me a mail. Trahte[at]gmailDOTcom

Well, it's over again, and I must say, I didn't hate this one too much. My father came to visit me. Woo. Well, I got 5 deodorants and two nude christmas ladies.
Christmas Beer testing!
Before we popped open the first beer, we made a scale from 1 to 10. Where 1 sucked, and 10 was perfect;

  • 1 - I wouldn't force this beer on my worst enemy.
  • 2 to 3,4 - I'm having problems finishing this beer.
  • 3,5 to 5 - Probably not buying this beer again.
  • 6 - Quite OK.
  • 7 to 8 - Really good beer, no special drawbacks with this beer.
  • 8,5 to 9 - Close, but no cigar!
  • 10 - This beer is flawless.


Grans Julebrygg, Bottle.
Magnus: 7 Too bitter for my taste. Probably OK as a break from other beverages.
Tor(me): 6. Bitter as fuck. Crap beer.
Christoffer: 6,5 Nice and bitter taste. I like it.


Grans juleøl, Bottle.
Magnus: 7,5 Awesome golden santa-logo. Ok flavour. Light and thin, good for mass cunsomtion. Almost zero drawbacks.
Tor: 4,5 Zero smell, nice anatomi on the bottle. Very mild tasta. You'll get drunk from this.
Christoffer: 8,5 Almost zero smell, mild taste. Good beer to get drunk of.


Ringnes Julebrygg, Bottle
Magnus: 4 Too bitter for mass cunsomtion. A good break from other beverages.
Tor: 5 Too bitter for my taste. Not something I'd get drunk on.
Christoffer: 6,5 Fresh, but bitter beer. I likes


Mack Juleøl, Can
Magnus: 5,5 Ok in the matter of tastelandscape. Very balanced flavour. A little too industrialized.
Tor: 4,5 A little more tasty than Grans', but just a weirder taste.
Christoffer: 4,5 Agree with Tor about the taste, but this is not christmas beer.


Ringens Julebokk, bottle. 9,9% alc.
Magnus: 8 Nice refined taste, all though a bit too much at times. Distinctive taste. Not suitable for heavy drinking. This beer is like womens breasts, one is too little, three is too much.
Tor: 7 Leaves a bitter taste in your mouth, but still very good taste. Goes flat fast, and looses the good taste
Christoffer: 9 Strong smell. Extremely round taste. Bitter. Four beers and a pizza is enough.


(This is about the time when we began to get drunk.)

Aass Juleøl, bottle
Magnus: 9 Go suck your coworkers Carlsberg. This is the shit!
Tor: 9 Fuck, this is good!
Christoffer: 10 Blonde, sweedish chicks ain't got shit on this!


Dahls Juleøl, bottle
Magnus: 7 Reminds of british ale. Quite OK. Traditional. Not the same class as Mack.
Tor: 8,5 Smells good. Tastes good. A little bitter, but it just adds to the flavour, bitch!
Christoffer: 8 Golden outlinde, red main color, a santa there. Perfect christmas design. Tastes good.


Ringnes Juleøl, bottle
Magnus: 7 OK taste, an inch too sour.
Tor: 6,5 Great success!
Christoffer: 6 Sexytime beer.


Mack X-mas Party, can
Magnus: 5 OK beer without any special christmas quality. Nicely made for mass cunsomtion.
Tor: 5 Awesome can design. Quite OK beer to get drunk on.
Christoffer: 4 Cool can. Really is a general party beer. But doesn't have anything to do with christmas.



And the winner is: Aass Juleøl.
Read about HTML 5. HTML 5 looks like it's going to be awesome. And so for many reasons, for example the nice new ways of putting up a webpage. Instead of using IDs frequently, you can use the propper tags. Like <header> for a header element. AWESOMO!

The only down side is that it will take 10 to 15 years for HTML 5 to come out, as I understood from the article at A List Apart.. Sucks.
5: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Now, the first F4 movie was really cool. This one, though.. Nuh-uh. The ONLY great part about this movie was when Jessica Alba was naked on the pavement in one of the scenes. And what the hell is it about super villains being all emo-like and having feelings. COME ON! If you have the ability to destroy fucking planets, you should be able to NOT HAVE FEELINGS! Geez, and when he nearly dies in one of the scenes also makes me want to stomp on new born babies. And to be honest, that stony guy is more good looking when he's stone.

4: 2001 maniacs
Everything about this movie sucks. The acting is totally off the fucking chart, the manuscript sucks ass and I think the director was on meth when he made this movie. The title sounded awesome, so I bought the movie and what do you know? I couldn't see the whole fucking movie. The only thing about this movie that I didn't hate THAT much, was the sex scenes. But they were off the fucking chart too. In one of the scenes a girl gets ripped apart by a bunch of fucking HORSES! COME ON! A horse can't rip away your limbs THAT fast. Geez..

3: Hannibal Rising
This movie sucked so much assjuice, that I had to cry at the ending. I just wasted well over an hour on this piece of horse shit based on a great book. And even worse, they destroyed Anthony Hopkins' great performance in Silence of the Lambs, and I'm a big time fan of the hannibal movies. The acting sucked, everything about it sucked, to be honest. Oh well.

2: Spiderman 3
The first Spiderman movie was pretty awesome. He was so.. Spiderman in the first movie.. Though, in this movie he reminds me more of emoman. It's not Spiderman to stand on a bridge and cry his ass off. Even more, Tobey can't play a bad guy, nor a emo guy. He can simply play the real Spiderman. And what the hell is about letting Foreman from That 70's Show take over the role as the bad guy and focusing too much on him? Sandman was the real villain in this movie. TITS!

1: 28 weeks later
I hate every bit of this movie straight to my spine. The first movie wasn't that great, but this movie simply sucked total ass. I can't even put words on how much I hate this movie, it just sucks big time. And, well.. End of discussion.
First off, you should begin by making an overview of what your page should be about, how it should look like etc. I always begin by making some mind maps. Then I draw some logos and headers on paper and pick out the one I think looks best and is best related to the topic my page will be about.. Well, enough about that. When you've done all the graphics in Illustrator and Photoshop, you should start putting them together in Photoshop and see how it looks with a content box and navigation box. In this tutorial we will be making a simple 2 column layout with a navigation box on the left and a content box in the middle with a header on top. Really simple.

It's time to begin coding, then!

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en">

The doctype will show your browser what language the website is coded in, in this example, we will use XHTML 1.1, which is my favourite. I'm a perfectionist, and I love perfect code, so I always check if my code is perfect in the validator at w3. The doctype will help the validator to see what language the site is coded in, also.

Now,

<html>
<head>
<title>Your page</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="style.css" />
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="application/xhtml+xml; charset=iso-8859-1" />
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="favicon.png" />
</head>

This is the header information, here we have the title, the link to the CSS-stylesheet (We'll come back to that later), the language the content is in(<meta> tag) and also the link to the favicon(if you have any).

Here comes the fun part.

<body>

The body tag is just there so the web explorer knows that the page it self is begining.

<div id="wrapper"> The code above is useless without the

id="wrapper" part. It makes the browser go into the style.css and dig up the ID named "wrapper" so it can form the <div>. ID's can only be used once in a page, while classes can be used several times. Since we only need one wrapper, we will be using ID. Now, let's dig into the CSS part.



* {
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
}


This part of the code just makes sure that the padding is 0 and the margin is 0 on the whole page unless stated otherwise in any classes or IDs.

We should also make sure that the wrapper and page really are 100%.

body, html {
height: 100%;
min-height: 100%;
}




body {
width: 927px;
margin: 0 auto;
text-align: left;
color: #000;
font-family: Tahoma, "Times New Roman", Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif;
font-size: small;
text-decoration: none;
font-weight: normal;
line-height: 1.6em;
background: #dbb9db;
}


Now, we've come to the body part. If you're not completely retarded, you will understand that width mean how wide the page will be. In this case, it's 927 pixels wide. Margin: 0 auto; will make the page in the middle. Text-align: left; will make sure that the text begins from the left. color: #000; will make the color of the text black, #000000. You might wonder why I use three zeros instead of six, which is normal. With black(#000000) and white(#FFFFFF) you only need to use three zeros, since all the numbers and letters are the same. You use font-family so the browser knows what text you are using, I highly recommend using Tahoma, since it's so delioucsly good, or Verdana. I just love them. You should not use fonts you've downloaded from some random site, not all members visiting your site have that font. font-size, this shouldn't be too hard. In this example we will be using small. text-decoration is used to have some decoration on the text, hence text-decoration. I use none. I simply don't find anything beautiful about text having decoration, however. You can use overline, underline and line-through. Font-weight is used to to make the text bold, or not. We will be using none. line-height <-- says it all.

Well, that was the basics in CSS, now for the ID wrapper.

#wrapper {
width: 927px;
background: #FFF;
color: #000;
min-height: 100%;
height: 100%;
}
The width is the same as in body. The background color has been changed, to make some difference from the rest of the page. That was simple, no? I've used min-height and height twice now, to make sure that the wrapper really is 100% lon.

Now for the rest of the HTML coding.



<h1 title="header">Your page and motto</h1>

This will be your header/logo. The reason why I'm writing "Your page and motto" is because blind people browse the internet too, and then a computer will read up what says, since they can not see logos etc. they will hear what is being said. But do not worry, the text will not alter with an ordinary browser, since they will read the CSS file, and blind peoples browsers will not. CSS now!



h1 {
text-indent: -10000px;
height: 150px;
width: 927px;
background: url(path/to/file.jpg) no-repeat;
border: 0;
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
}


text-indent: -10000px; is to make sure that the text in your logo/header region will not be shown. Height and width is for the height and width of your logo. Background: url(path/to/file.jpg) no-repeat; Is the url to your background. No-repeat is to make sure that the image will not be repeated. Border is so your logo will not have a border. Padding is how many pixel/pt or whatever the text will be altered to which ever side from the inside, whilst margin is from the outside. Margin will alter the whole thing, the div and such. Woo!

Now, we will be making the navigation box.



<div id="navigation">
<ul>
<li><a href="#">Your link here</a></li>
<li><a href="#">Your link here</a></li>
<li><a href="#">Your link here</a></li>
</ul>
</div>


The ID in div should explain it all, if you don't understand, read what I wrote about classes and IDs in the start and what I wrote about the wrapper ID. <ul> is the code to make a list. Now, you don't need to do it with lists, but I always do. I just think it's more tidy. <li> will make a list item. <a href="#"> is the code to make a link. # brings you to the page you're currently at. Let med demonstrate: Click Here - See? You should understand the closing attributes to some tags by now. There are, however some that do not need to be closed in another tag. Example: <img> will not be closed by another tag, it will be closed in it's own tag, like this: <img src="path/to/imagefile.jpg" />. Same with br, hr and such.

CSS!

#navigation {
width: 100px;
float: left;
padding: 0 5px 0 5px;
margin: 0 2px 0 2px;
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #000;
}


You should be known with width, font-family, color and font-size by now. Unless you're a retard. Anyways, float: left; will make the navigation box float to the left. Ergo; it will be placed on the left side of the page. Not in the browser, but in the page, wrapper.. Whatever. Here you see what the padding is used to. You might wonder why I don't use padding-left, padding-right, padding-top etc. like some sites do. You don't need to do that. Padding: 0 5px 0 5px; will have 0 padding on the top, 5px on the right, 0 on the bottom, and 5px on the left. They go with the clock. Simple, no? Same with margin. No we will alter the listing menu, if you tried this without altering the list style of the menu you will get round dots in front of your links.



#navigation ul {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
border: 0;
}

#navigation li {
margin: 0;
padding: 0 5px 0 5px;
border: 0;
list-style-type: none;
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #000;
display: block;
width: 100%;
}


Most of the code above have been used before. Except list-style-type and display. list-style-type is used to define what kind your list will be, you can use: none, disc, circle, square and more. Now then, display! Display sets how/if an element will be shown. You can use plenty. I use block. You can read more about it in the link to w3schools. Now we will make the link specifications as you choose.

#navigation li a {
margin: 0;
padding: 0 0 0 7px;
border: 0;
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #dac9da;
display: block;
width: 100%;
height: 1.2em;
}

#navigation li a:link, a:visited {
margin: 0;
padding: 0 0 0 7px;
border: 0;
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #dac9da;
display: block;
width: 100%;
}

#navigation li a:hover, a:active, a.active {
margin: 0;
padding: 0 0 0 7px;
border: 0 0 0 5px;
border-color: #86578e;
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #b788c8;
display: block;
width: 100%;
background: #f6dff6;
}


Now then, the first piece of code, a, is just to make sure that all a: tags will follow that style. a:link and a:visited are simply, the links, and visited links. a:hover and a:active/a.active determine what will come up on the screen when you hover over a link, and active links, the page you are on and what links to it. You might notice that I'm using background color and a border. This is why we have display: block;. The background color will come under the link, and the border will come on the left side of the link. Just to spice things up.

Now we will make the content box. HTML:

<div id="content">
<h3>Your header here</h3>
<p>Some useful information here.</p>
</div>


This is the ID for the content, as you migt now. h3 will make a headline. The p tag will make a paragraph. I prefer p before br(which is like the enter button on your keyboard. Jump one line, etc.) just because I think it looks more tidy in the code. We will alter that one in the CSS.

CSS:

#content {
width: 783px;
margin: 0 0 0 20px;
padding: 0 5px 0 5px;
border: 0;
background: #f6dff6;
float: left;
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #000;
}


This is for the content box, you should notice that I've put up a lot of margin and padding, just so the text will be more tidy and won't be altered by any other elements on the page. float: left; will NOT make the content box come left of the navigation box. It's there so the content doesn't go under the navigation box and such. Instead it will be be next to the navigation box. Simple. The background color will be #f6dff6, just to make sure that the page has more colors.

Now we will just make some basic CSS codes. Like links for general things, and for the paragraph.

a:link, a:visited {
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #b788c8;
}

a:hover, a:active {
font-family: Tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #f6dff6;
background: #dac9da;
}

p {
font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Sans-serif;
font-size: 1.0em;
color: #000;
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
}


Now we'll just close the html and body tags.

</body>
</html>



We're done!

This is my result using this tutorial. Please post your results.
A list of things I hate

  • Justin Timberlake
  • Timbaland
  • Rap - What is so awesome about people speaking in rhymes?
  • Techno/trance - It's not music.
  • All gossip magazines
  • Tom Cruise
  • Katie Holmes
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Warm beer
  • Fat chicks
  • Too big boobs
  • Bimbos
  • Dream Theater
  • Ozzy Osbourne
  • Religion
  • USA
  • Bush
  • Cold toilet-seats
  • Pop
  • Children of Bodom
  • Children
  • Generally all animals
  • Tokio Hotel
  • My Chemical Romance
  • People who look on emo as something else than a music style
  • People who stereotype
  • 28 Days Later
  • 28 Weeks Later
  • Spider(gay)man 3
  • People who think they are something they are not
  • Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer
  • The Lord of the Rings books - They're too long and too heavy to read
  • Movie-trailer-guy
  • Wordpress
  • Cutenews
  • Paintshoppro
  • Adobe InDesign
  • Microsoft
  • Bill Gates
  • Summer
  • Warm days
  • Emotional men
  • Love
  • Birds in the morning-hours
  • Light
  • White
  • Blue
  • Pink
  • MSN-smileys
  • Playstation 1, 2 & 3
  • Gamecube
  • Pasifists
  • Cars
  • Boats
  • Water
  • My parents
  • Generally my whole family
  • The Church
  • Moonshine
  • God
  • Photoshop-kiddies who think they know shit about design
  • People who don't capitalize when writing
  • People who hate drugs without ever trying them
  • AC/DC
  • Black Sabbath
  • Crosses
  • CS
  • Noses
  • Feet
  • Chandler in Friends
  • Gay-people who act like women
  • Too much makeup-girls
  • Fake people
  • Weak Coffee
  • My psychiastrist
  • Psycho ex's
  • Wooden chairs
  • Wine
  • Motorola
  • Fish
  • Internet Explorer
  • Hairy pussys
  • Cigarettes
  • HTML 4.01
  • Sites designed with tables
  • Java - Saying that Java is great because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is great because it works on all genders.
  • Bowling
  • Jealousy
  • MSN
  • Hotmail
  • Retards
  • iPhone - It's a piece of shit and so is your face.
  • The Army
  • The Navi
  • Soldiers - They think they are so tough.
  • Windows Vista - SUCKS!
  • Linux - Communist shit
  • Christians
  • Russia
  • HIM - Gay-metal
  • Pakistan
  • Kvasir.no
  • Dreamweaver
  • Drawing
  • Abstract art
  • Small beds
  • Warm showers
  • The royal family in Norway
  • Jazz
  • Wannabes
  • Wanking
  • Barbie
  • Christmas
  • Fanta
  • Champagne
  • Sophisticated bastards
  • Mint-flavoured cigarettes
  • Dry and old tobacco
  • Pens
  • Bald, angry old men
  • The latest Super Mario games
  • Flash
  • Mozilla Firefox
  • People who want to be on my hatelist.
  • Web 2.0 look all though people stop up when they see web 2.0 sites
  • Japanese cars
  • TV Norge
  • Batteries
  • Flowers that smell "good"
  • Javascript
  • Christian websites
  • LCD screens
  • Matches
  • Old people
  • The Sun
  • Stars
  • Romantic bullshit
  • Dogshows
  • Juggling
  • The British "sophisticated" snobbs who think they are better than everyone else
  • Balloons
  • "Webdesigners" who don't know how to code their "webdesigns"
  • Basket
  • Old people who try to be young and connect with youth
  • Oh, did I mention that I hate the web 2.0 look?
  • Meatings
  • Spanish - It's a language I made up when I was drunk
  • Crows - Ravens are cool though
  • Dry tobacco
  • Three headed forks
  • Hollywood movies
  • Walking around barefeet
  • Sleeping with socks on
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